When I was 10 years old, I almost drowned in a swamp. I don't like to talk about it, and if you have followed me for a while you probably know the whole deal already. Needless to say, while shaking a can of pork and beans above my mouth trying to get that last hunk of fat out from the bottom I tripped and sunk into a pile of peat. I carry that trauma with me every single day. It informs my decisions, my actions, and my relationships. So it is my pleasure to say that The Adventures of Jiggy Piggy and the Big Bean Bog is the most important children's film ever made.
