Ramona

This is literally a mini-game in Jak and Daxter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah50aw9VwF4

FIFTY dollars a rat? i'll drive up there, shit. Do i gotta bring my own gun though

Just imagining these people getting woken up every 15 minutes by gunfire, and going back to sleep with a satisfied smile on their faces each time

Calling Boone from Fallout: New Vegas.

Breeding my own rats to game the system

the "wildly ineffective" verbiage in tandem with the $50 per head price leads me to believe I am not equipped physically or mentally to tackle this problem and I wish godspeed to whatever brave soul turns this exclamation point into a reward. I'm even suspicious that these are rats. I'm picturing Princess Bride swamp creatures in my head...

West Seattle, plug your kids' ears.

i'll bring my dog. 12 pounds of pure rodent slaying terrier power