Two old friends walked into a bar. They hadn't seen each other in a long time, and embraced each other warmly.
As they ordered their drinks, one turned to the other and said "I actually brought you here tonight to tell you something. I am transgender, I'm now a woman."
"What?!" her friend yelled. "That's horrible news!"
"You have a problem with it?" she asked.
"No, it's ladies night at the bar across town! We could have gotten these drinks for free!"
