-"god I wish that were me"
-The one guy in the AV Club comments who claimed in full sincerity that "Lapti Nek" (the song replaced by "Jedi Rocks" in the 1997 Special Edition of Return of the Jedi) was one of the greatest jazz songs ever made.
-A YouTube commenter named damnspiders001 making fun of a stop motion video I made when I was 13 where he left a detailed description of everything he didn't like then signed off with "ps if you want to retaliate to this comment, leave me a message
i'm
damnspiders001"
-A reply to a commentator with a Red Cross avatar that accused them of violating international law because they didn't actually work for the Red Cross. (This was in a Game of Thrones recap comment section.)
-Somebody absolutely furious that "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly was not on Rolling Stone magazine's Top 500 Greatest Songs but "Crazy In Love" by Beyonce was.