I gotta start selling supplements. I can make wild claims about some bullshit I cobbled together. I can get a tradwife on TikTok to talk about the nutritional quality of grass. ("Grass was original grown to be harvested and consumed, but now we are wasting valuable healthy nutrients by mowing the lawn.") I can sell my grass pills at a huge markup, maybe throw in a subscription program that is impossible to opt out of. Hey, do you wanna get in on the ground floor on WholeGrass (a Healthier World™️ product)? I only need a couple million dollars.
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in reply to @MayaGay's post:
I mean the definite big fish to catch here is getting WholeGrass into head shops and being somewhat coy on if it'll get you high or not. "WARNING: Do NOT operate heavy machinery while using this product, for you may be too Wellnessed to do so safely."
I remember during my childhood, Jamba Juice sold a grass smoothie and they hyped it up by saying it's zero calories (it was terrible.)
So might as well also throw that in. 😌 ZERO FATS. ZERO CARBS. ALL NUTRITION!
I saw a place selling wheatgrass shots today and, listen, I know it's a different thing and I am sure it is very healthy but this is the same as WholeGrass to me.