>monologuing to anyone who will listen about how milk used to cost less
>can barely work any new technology
>turning the "mean old crank" dial up to 11
>prank calling the estate of Morley Safer
>eyebrows just going crazy
>upset the death of Kurt Colbain overshadowed the death of Richard Nixon
>implying me and Lesley Stahl had a thing to no available evidence
>probably should have stopped 20 years earlier