Billy walks on stage in full Mennonite garb
BILLY CRYSTAL: "Women Talking? More like Women Shopping! No, I did not look up what the movie is about."
production assistant whispers in his ear
BILLY CRYSTAL: "Oh."
BILLY CRYSTAL: "Triangle of Sadness everyone, what a picture! Seems like a rough trip, but that is only the second worst cruise in the films nominated tonight. The first is Tom!"
cut to Tom Cruise in the audience, laughing a little too forced
