Ramona

I gotta start selling supplements. I can make wild claims about some bullshit I cobbled together. I can get a tradwife on TikTok to talk about the nutritional quality of grass. ("Grass was original grown to be harvested and consumed, but now we are wasting valuable healthy nutrients by mowing the lawn.") I can sell my grass pills at a huge markup, maybe throw in a subscription program that is impossible to opt out of. Hey, do you wanna get in on the ground floor on WholeGrass (a Healthier World™️ product)? I only need a couple million dollars.