Cause it exists, as we discovered after watching Dolemite and seeing what other movies Dimension Pictures, (no, not that one) released. The Doberman Gang is like if they mixed The Sting with Homeward Bound, to really incredible results. I don't think I have seen a movie more thoroughly not under the supervision of the Humane Society since The Adventures of Milo and Otis. My partner notes that this is a film Dean Jones should be starring in.
The movie peaks really early when the man planning the heist suggests the best way to pull off a heist would be with a group of robots, as they would be able to do everything efficiently each time. This suggests that the optimal remake of this movie should be set in the year 2000, with an army of Poo-Chis sticking up a bank.
(original idea do not steal)