I am going to be the one who casts Jay Leno against type as a mob boss or some shit in a movie destined to be nominated for exactly one Golden Globe. His performance will be absolute dogshit but it'll be weird enough that he's doing it at all that somebody will go see it based on that alone. I am the only director brave enough to do this.
INT. WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
A group of gangsters are wailing on a bloodied man on the floor, taking turns beating the living shit out of him. From the shadows, a figure lifts a hand. The men stop, and out steps THE CHAIRMAN (70s, terrifying), the powerful head of the organization. Slowly he raises a gun at the sniveling figure in the middle of the floor and coldly cocks it.