Ramona

The innate terror that comes from being a guest in somebody's house and needing to use the shower. But...what if somebody is in there? What if I do not know the proper procedure for opening the bathroom door at this place and accidentally walk in on somebody? What if they all cast me out for violating the most sacred taboo (about half a millisecond of awkwardness)? No friend, best to avoid all that nonsense. I will just stink over breakfast instead.