Ramona

Pussy: Love Story from Titanic was developed for the ZX Spectrum in 2000 by Fatality, a cracktro/demo group based out of Belarus. Taking inspiration from a certain blockbuster film that was popular around the time, Pussy tells the story of the poor artist "Leonardo" and the upper-class "Kate" (represented by Trunks and Android 18 from Dragon Ball Z, respectively), who fall in love with each other on the ill-fated RMS Titanic.

Apparently, what this translates to on the Spectrum is a clone of Tengen's 1991 Game Gear offering, Magical Puzzle Popils, an excellent little puzzle-platformer in which a young boy must rescue a princess several times from slimes and other obstacles with only the power of his fists, made by the designer of Bubble Bobble, Fukio Mitsuji/"MTJ". To my knowledge, Popils has never seen an official rerelease in any form, meaning your only real choices these days are to buy a second-hand cartridge, play it via emulation, or to play Pussy if you specifically own a Spectrum. (There also exist PC Engine and NES prototypes but neither have been dumped, to my knowledge.)

The heat death of a certain era of superhero movie. Adam Scott plays young Uncle Ben in what may be the weirdest choice to include in a real movie a quasi Spider-Man film could make. There are two seperate scenes where she sees just far enough in the future to react by slamming a vehicle into the main bad guy. Some guy in our theater brought his very young children to see the movie and it starts with a pregnant woman being shot. That pregnant woman is Donna from Halt and Catch Fire. They cannot legally say "Peter Parker" without getting sued yet they can introduce Peter Parker's mother and have a scene at a baby shower where they are like "what are you going to name him??" There is a group of jungle Spider-Men called Los Arañas. Dakota Johnson looks sincerely annoyed at having to be in this. It gave me, no word of a lie, the same exact itch I get trying to think about how King Crimson's powers work in Jojo's Golden Wind. Wonderful cinema.