MechMeldedMothGirl

I exist as a living contradiction

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I was another-toy-to-break on tumblr.

posts from @MechMeldedMothGirl tagged #doesn't quite roll off the tounge so much as fall down a set of stairs and explode

also:

Webster
@Webster

just found out that the world's longest noodle weighed 66kg and was about 10,200 feet in length which means if me and another person were to do the lady and the tramp kiss with the world's longest noodle we would each have to walk over 1.5 kilometers and consume 75 pounds of noodle.


dante
@dante

oh yeah just like that one song

and i would walk 1.5 kilometers
and i would eat 75 pounds of noodle
just to be the man who'd walk 1.5 kilometers and eat 75 pounds of noodles to give you a lady & the tramp kiss

 
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