We watched this for bad movie night yesterday. I... do not know how to describe this movie. From start to finish, it is baffling. It is less a horror movie, and more a haunted house ride meant for children, except that it's full of blood and dismemberment, and even a bit of nudity. Everything looks cheap, and someone has discovered how to do wacky transition effects and is using them constantly. There is some craft present, and as much as I want to respect its earnestness, it was just too viscerally unpleasant. By the half-way mark, it has become an unceasing assault on the senses. The music is overused, there are flashing lights and random objects flying around, there's a dancing skeleton, teen girls are screaming, an evil cat meowing, something is always happening, usually everything. It is the only movie I can recall actually overstimming me. I can't express how much I never want to see it again. I resent it and wish I could unsee it.
Kung Fu is best girl though.






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