I feel like my "boss fight" would start with a bonus level, in which you have to "stop the fairy"
This involves you running through an arcade solving different puzzles and games trying to "defeat" me. But every time someone gets actually close to me, they will be transformed and have their progress reset.
Over and over again, until they realise that the actual fight is getting back out of the arcade in one piece. So they start trying to escape and undo the transformations, but at this point, I'm on the sidelines teasing and limiting the progress that can be made on this.
They will eventually get out. But there is no way to ever fight me as a "boss" directly and instead how well you do is based on a scoring system that counts up: how fast you were, how much you helped other patrons "enjoy" themselves and a bonus multiplier based on how deep you went before turning around.
As a side note, if someone was to glitch/hack/bug the game to force a fight with me, they would find themself turned into a piece of candy, promptly swallowed, a game over screen and their save data deleted, without a health bar ever appearing.


