Is this that Post-Grape-Nut clarity I've heard about

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Is this that Post-Grape-Nut clarity I've heard about
This ad is doing everything it can to say "DON'T MASTURBATE" without saying those words
my "Never honked my hog in my life" breakfast has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my breakfast.
And yet the illustration is so… vintage Chuck Tingle. It’s got good “true buckaroo” energy
Do you suppose they call it grape nuts because blue balls was too on the nose?
nah they called it grape nuts because its maker wanted to convince people it was using the only healthy natural sugar, from grapes, which is an opinion he formed in between getting daily yoghurt enemas
Every time I see grape nuts steadies a man I think at the same time of that 1920s era party jacket man as a stand user whose stand is a box of grape nuts, and at the same time of an exaggerated illustration of the same thing in the style of sattou done by someone other than sattou because he's a motherfucker.
I think more ads should say "there's a reason for this product to exist". it's such a low bar to clear, and yet.