Chameleon (sometimes penguin or dog) furry artist and shitposter. Like airplanes, chemicals, theme parks, music, Yu-Gi-Oh, baking, and baths but isn't good at any of those. Super busy at work all the time.
More active on FA or Fediverse
Posts may contain strong language or mature references. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
Icon by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/klaora
Header image by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/charmersshelter/
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thank you to @Coyotlito for giving me this silly idea :3
i genuinely thought this was a child in a fursuit for a minute and was like "wow spendy for a thing they'll grow right out of"
well i definitely had to treat him like a child to get those shirts on :P
oh you mean steve? no he's a red eared slider. i really need to get a bigger tank for him.
STEVE.
hes cute haha! from the way the lighting hit him he looked like a diamondback terrapin to me but those guys r so uncommon so i was curious.
Perfect comedic timing. Scrolling down the timeline and seeing those two images in order
earnest technical question: -can you-, if you know what you're doing, drop in on stairs? like, drop in directly into a firecracker or something?
(I know just enough skateboarding terminology to endanger myself >.>'')
you would need some serious gusto to hit a firecracker like that. maybe on a 3 stair or something but not a whole damn flight, that seems crazy
On the bright side, him dropping from the railing is better than being thrown off from hitting a banister, heh heh... 😅
I'm not helping my case, am I? That Lucario plush is awesome though!
his ass got sent down the whole flight. i bet he launched forward the second those wheels touched the first stair
