MintyYinglets

fish

see you, space cowboy...

remembering zhis one time we told our brozher
"see you later earth cowboy"
and he got so mad lol

and zhere is no greater shame for us zhan not being able to participate in zhis splatfest

im still not over americans not knowing what a flapjack is btw

don't you dare tell me that thing is what you call a flapjack. rather than using the word as an alternative to pancake

do you see what better stupider discourse we could have had about hard-to-understand speaking differences

i would struggle to find you a cafe, coffee shop or ozher sweet treats establishment zhat didnt sell flapjacks here lol we Need zhat word

yes zhis is perfect ty
america should get rid of pancakes so flapjacks can zhrive actually
somezhing somezhing invasive species local ecology assume everywheres ecosystem is zhe same blah blah blah

okay but zhe strangest zhing to me about zhis is zhat zhe syrup appears to have a paint can style vessel where you pry zhe top off wizh a screwdriver or somezhing. am i seeing zhat right? zhat seems like zhe messiest possible way to obtain a syrup

it is exactly as messy as it sounds lol

why do you paint with syrup

wait that's the syrup, then, what am i-

(mouth covered in gold paint)

wait y'all gotta hammer your syrup shut‽‽‽
what zhe fuck?

It’s a good thing I ended up a shapeshifter because as of late I’ve basically constantly been four different critters simultaneously.

Let’s not get into the therian/plural implications of that just yet.