posts from @MintyYinglets tagged #minty's rechosts

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feybeasts
@feybeasts

Mostly in the normal, navel-gazing way: I am Very Attuned to people struggling, I have to help them, be a calming presence, I feel a need to be close to people and aware and constantly ready to assist

…but also in the horny way because I think I should be on a leash


feybeasts
@feybeasts

….oh god DAMN it this COMPLETELY removes my mystique, I’m not a wolf or a coyote or- I dunno, a fucking dhole- nope! I’m just a goofy-ass dog!


MintyYinglets
@MintyYinglets

service dogs are very serious
zhey go wizhout pets and belly rubs for hours at a time



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

personally i zhink more creatures i trust should ominously loom over me in a way zhat makes me feel bozh incredibly vulnerable and incredibly safe and stuns me slightly into speechlessness

no matter how long i spend being yinglet-sized, zhat feeling of awe and scale i get meeting most critters never gets old



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

posts zhat immediately summon every dragon in a 10-mile radius


feybeasts
@feybeasts

Yo we bein’ summoned? I heard a summoning…




mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

benefits of being one of only a few yinglets who can process gluten: very rapidly finding out who in zhe enclave is stealing your lunch, and zhem realising very quickly why zhey shouldnt


MintyYinglets
@MintyYinglets

ZhatZhing: we get big tummy aches if we eat anyzhing ozher zhan white bread, but we still regularly chose to eat 3 quarters of a baguette in a single sitting lol