damn girl, are you a binary pair of orbiting black holes? because you're emitting gravitational waves due to zhe huge amounts of dense accelerating matter, slowly losing angular momentum until you eventually collapse and send out a large shockwave zhat can be detected by LIGO
solution
...okay so now i'm just gonna put in a load of text that won't show up
on-screen but should pad out the off-site embeds (like discord) enough
that the solution won't actually get spoiled in the embed hopefully maybe.
wouldn't it be great if cohost hid the spoiler tags from the embed text?
i think that'd be neat. okay hopefully that's enough padding now fingers crossed.
anyway if the embed is still going then *gasp* spoilers, the solution is
LOUDSPEAKER