What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!
Call me MP or Miz
Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.
Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.
Why would you call out my methodology like this, Miz,
Sorry.
If all I have is two tricks in my bag, I need to pick the right trick for the job
Well, at least I've cornered the market on my trick II: all the inappropriate semicolons