"Fucking humans man, I swear, these new neighbors are up and making noise at two-thirty in the afternoon. Who does that?"
"That's messed up, have you tried talking to them?"
"Yeah but whenever I knock on their door they get all huffy about how it's 'the middle of the night' and 'people are trying to sleep'. Like, yeah dude, that's what I wanna talk about."
"Damn."
"I know, right?"
"Have you tried eating them?"
"Ugh, no. College bros taste terrible. Might as well just bite a can of axe and skip the middle man."