What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!


Call me MP or Miz


Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.


Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.



SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

"Fucking humans man, I swear, these new neighbors are up and making noise at two-thirty in the afternoon. Who does that?"

"That's messed up, have you tried talking to them?"

"Yeah but whenever I knock on their door they get all huffy about how it's 'the middle of the night' and 'people are trying to sleep'. Like, yeah dude, that's what I wanna talk about."

"Damn."

"I know, right?"

"Have you tried eating them?"

"Ugh, no. College bros taste terrible. Might as well just bite a can of axe and skip the middle man."


You must log in to comment.