Me yelling "Get a real job, you third-rate magician!" at the wizard when I see him
What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!
Call me MP or Miz
Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.
Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.
Me yelling "Get a real job, you third-rate magician!" at the wizard when I see him
plot twist: which one is fake and which is real is the opposite of what you'd expect