What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!


Call me MP or Miz


Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.


Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.



MiserablePileOfWords
@MiserablePileOfWords

When the attempt to shatter the world record for the largest apple and cream cheese pie ever was mysteriously and incomprehensibly stolen, it didn't take long for everyone to know who'd done it, and why.

Not a week later, Dr Boffo demanded a billion dollars, or else... Lady Liberty would get pied.


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