"Look, it's simple. Santa's suit is red, right? Candy cane? Red and white. Rudolph's nose? Also red. Are we sensing a theme yet? Plus, he's flying all over the world, so I need to stand out. Make sure I catch hi...s attention."
pats the tree
"This fucker? A redwood. QED, my dear minion, QED. Now chop chop, more lights, tinsel and... baubles. Remember to be careful with those, they're... fragile, yes, exactly the word I was going to use, thank you. Now hop to it, we haven't much time left."