A precarious bridge with no matching far end; a portal built as part of the bridge itself, extending through which the remainder of the span was built, dangling shoreless in a foreign realm.
"Here at Gateway Engineering, we believe that connectivity is the key to growing a sense of community and belonging. Neighborhoods, towns, cities, and entire countries can become closer and stronger with a well-connected and sustainable transportation system in place. Gateway Engineering utilizes all the traditional design methods in roadway, bridge, and tunnel design, while also innovating with new technologies to bring places closer together.
"That is why today I am overwhelmingly proud to announce the grand opening of the Bridge To Somewhere." [Pause for applause.] "Our engineering staff have pushed portaling technology to the cutting edge. There were challenges were unlike any seen before - especially when working with two different kinds of physics depending on which side of the portal you're on. But we persisted and have delivered a bridge that extends to the far reaches of reality and human ingenuity.
"And now, without further ado, I declare the Bridge To Somewhere officially open!"
[The video recording distorts over the course of the next 27 seconds as the CEO reaches for large red ceremonial scissors. As he cuts, the recording fully turns to static snow.]