What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!


Call me MP or Miz


Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.


Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.



MiserablePileOfWords
@MiserablePileOfWords

Useless lesbian who seriously needs help with even talking to any girl she likes — like seriously seriously, she's intimately familiar with the taste of her own foot — let alone doing anything about her feelings for said girl, but luckily, she's somehow found herself a Girl Whisperer that gives her the best advice in the world

Woman who has no idea how the hell she apparently landed the job — and make no mistake, it's a full time job, this girl's problems have problems — of being a girl's confidante/source of advice, and she's incredibly out of her depth because This Is Not Within Her Skillset™, but she's not gonna let her down, so she's winging it for all she's worth


estrogen-and-spite
@estrogen-and-spite

Over the course of helping the Useless Lesbian helpful girl slowly falls in love with Useless Lesbian and over time the likes she feeds UL are actually just her feelings for UL. Then UL gets into a relationship thanks to helpful girl, UL’s girlfriend goes “why’d you never go for HG?” UL goes “oh crap,” and then we find out everyone involved is poly and now UL’s gf is coaching her on how to flirt with HG…who is also useless at recognizing when someone is in to her.

Call it Yuri Troubles


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