Old Cthulu had a farm,
Iä, iä, O!
Fences at angles unknown,
Iä, iä, O!
The farmhouse had an eldritch mien,
Iä, iä, O!
Unheimlich and cyclopean,
Iä, iä, O!
Setting foot there madness wrought,
Iä, iä, O!
Feed deliveries somewhat fraught,
Iä, iä, O!
And on that farm a shoggoth had,
With a tekili-li! And a tekili-li!
Here an eye! There a limb!
Roiling protoplasmic bubbles grim!
Old Cthulu had a farm,
Iä, iä, O!