Miss me with your royalty themed stories.
Monarchies suck because they're full of self-entitled parasites.
I'm only interested if the princess remembers and adheres to the principle of Noblesse Obligay
Welcome to the kingdom of Salemo! Well, we're a republic, technically. Still have a queen, though!
Yessir, things are grand here. We're fully on renewable energy, there's no income inequality or capitalism, we're exerting political influence to try to get other countries to do better... it's a regular utopia out here!
Huh? Why do we still have a queen? Well, after we beheaded the old one, the country took a real downturn. It took us a while to figure out, but it turns out that if we don't let a monarch have a gay love affair with a "peasant" every now and again the whole country goes to shit. Works great with the new system, though!
Wait, why are you walking away?