Anonymous User asked: anon because hugely late: lunaeris what would you do if kallixenia was a demon instead of an angel
She furrows her brow.
"Well, nothing, I guess? We really only met because she was a paladin. She would try to kill me I assume?"
She shrugs as if that's all, but you can tell she's still thinking about it.
"Unless, unless she's a rogue demon who doesn't follow the king. Because she hates him, because he cursed her to be his hellknight for eternity, and so uh, sheeeee...."
She tents her fingers as she cooks up the scenario.
"She storms the castle, because she heard about the prophecy, and she knows that whoever marries me will defeat him, so after she defeats the royal guards she demands my hand in marriage in exchange for the safety of the kingdom. And I agree, because I'm, you know, I'm noble, but also I find her darkness strangely compelling. We get married and she throws my father in the dungeon and takes over the palace, and she looks really cool sitting on the throne just brooding and waiting for the demon king to make his move. And she has big cool horns."
You have opened a can of worms.
"But under her evil exterior I can tell that deep down she's still good, because, y'know, it's Kallie. She treats me nicely, it's like, she just wants to enact the prophecy not take advantage of me. And while I'm falling for her because she's big and sexy and edgy-but-still-kind, she's falling for me because of my tenacity and my zeal for blowing things up and my many attractive qualities. We have sex on the throne I think."
She pulls an ink pen and paper from her pack.
"I should write this down, this is, this is good stuff."
