What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!
Call me MP or Miz
Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.
Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.
Elves are aloof, live in tall places, often behave in ways that are baffling to other peoples, like to climb, and agile, but once they decide to trust you they are super affectionate and kind.
Elves are cats.
Also pointy ears and if you keep them indoors they live basically forever
Thank you.
You two get it.
Halflings/kender/hobbits. Either eating or sleeping, quick and sneaky, grab little trinkets and tuck them away, hang out in tree branches or little nooks, slash out your ankles, toe beans.
You know, I was going to say to just fucking replace elves with cat people, but this makes more sense.
no no, i 100% cattified my elf in this pathfinder game. she hisses and has claws, and has big black eyes she stares at people with. and acts mean but is totally, secretly very needy and attached hehe.
