"Birds aren't real" is like, baby conspiracy theory levels.
The real conspiracy that's actually true is "Birds are real, they imagined the rest of us to make their own lives easier"
What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!
Call me MP or Miz
Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.
Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.
"Birds aren't real" is like, baby conspiracy theory levels.
The real conspiracy that's actually true is "Birds are real, they imagined the rest of us to make their own lives easier"