Is this a writing/drawing challenge for Sapphic September 2024, because I didn't see any, and my brain just waterfalled this all over a page?
It can be if you would like it to be.
No pressure, like, at all.
But if you do, maybe tag your works with Sapphtember so people can discover them?
Cohost Sapphic September 2024 writing prompt: 08 — girls who are a queen
The League of Unstoppable Evil — Acrimony's pub quiz team — are staggering slightly in the vague and probably-unwise direction of clubbing, when Qara the Jewelled Slaughtrix suddenly darts across the road in front of traffic, leaving shouting, horns, and a minor fender-bender in her wake.
When they catch up to her on the other side, she's accosted a woman wearing a papier-mâché lobster mask and supporting a guy at the noodly-limp stage of drunk.
"—And I find your work admirably instructive as an example of effective impact on this unsufferable and unruly planet, Space Crayfish Universal Pretender," Qara is declaiming self-importantly.
"Jesus," Kira says under her breath, "she's gonna start a wingnut bitch fight by fangirling."
The Space Crayfish Universal Empress tilts her head. "Ohhhhhh," she says. "You're the one doing the Conan bit, right? Conquered your entire universe, sad on the throne because you're no longer exercising your core competencies, ordered an interdimensional portal built to single-handedly conquer a random other by your bootstraps. Karen the Conqueror, or something."
"Qara," Qara says. "I am a Queen—!"
Space Crayfish Universal Empress pats with the hand she has securely slung around her companion. "So's Wolfgang," she says, "and he's drooling on me." She looks past Qara. "Oh, hey, international cat burglar! I'm taking Dangerous to this sweet little Moroccan place to get some food into him before he turns into a pumpkin, you guys coming?"
