What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!


Call me MP or Miz


Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.


Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.



MiserablePileOfWords
@MiserablePileOfWords

Is this a writing/drawing challenge for Sapphic September 2024, because I didn't see any, and my brain just waterfalled this all over a page?
It can be if you would like it to be.
No pressure, like, at all.

But if you do, maybe tag your works with Sapphtember so people can discover them?


caffeinatedOtter
@caffeinatedOtter

Cohost Sapphic September 2024 writing prompt: 11 — Girls who like coffee

"Dafuq," says First Aid Kitten Fluff, sleepily clutching her favourite mug.

On the canteen floor, Sandy, Whiskers and Socks are sitting in a circle, holding hands.

"We've been defeated," Socks says solemnly.

"Targeted in our gravest weakness," Whiskers wails.

"Dafuq," Fluff says, trying to step over them. "...Where — what have you guys done with the coffee machine?"

"Targeted!" Whiskers wails, and Fluff finally spots it: turned upside-down, and attached to the cupboard door handles with a bicycle U-lock.

"Well," Fluff says, "we had a good run, I'll miss y'all. Let's keep in touch — I'll be camped out in the nearest coffee shop—"

"Noooooo, come back," Sandy whines. "...We'll give you a to-go order?"

"Nope," Fluff says, rubbing sleep from her eyes. "You want any, you put pants on and get in the car. I'll give you ten."

"You don't have pants on!"

"That's why you get ten," Fluff says, and ambles out.


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in reply to @MiserablePileOfWords's post:

I have no problem with smutty microfiction *gestures at some of the other examples already rechosted* I just ask that it's properly tagged as such if you'd like me to also rechost it, as I've been doing with a lot of other Sapphtember stuff.

Otherwise, you can choose whatever manner of connection to the original chost you want: rechost, html link, tag only, nothing... Anything goes. (Although in that last case, it would be tricky for me to find and rechost, of course)

It's your microfiction, I'm just providing a modest spark of inspiration.