looks at the WIP titled "The Burning Woman Who Drove The Sun-God's Chariot Straight Into The Ruler Of The Underworld's Teeth To Rescue Her Girlfriend The Moon"
Couldn't be me
So while painstakingly rebuilding my main system that nuked itself (after burning what was left of it to ashes first and salting the earth, because duh) from backups of all kinds, I managed to find the file Fisherwoman.txt!
And I was overjoyed, because this meant that finally, fucking finally I had the first chapter of TBWWDTSGCSITROFTUTTRHGTM back!
And then I opened the file, and it was only the opening sentence.
It's a banger of a sentence, but...
Aaargh.