"Your honour, I must protest this trend of constantly painting my client as a villain." the human lawyer cried yet again, fruitlessly. "Mr Coyote is a fine, upstanding member of the toon community who was just trying to feed himself and his family, and I frankly find it appalling that the prosecution is allowed to keep slandering his good name."
He dabbed at his sweaty forehead with a soaked handkerchief, raised a trembling finger and pointed at the witness box. "In fact, it is their witness who really should be on trial here! For acts committed against my client that went far beyond legal self defence, and in fact used disproportionate amounts of violence!"