Miserable Pile Of Words

Mech Pilot who is planning to weaponize the square cube law.

"Square cubes? Psh. Call me when they weaponize round cubes." — Lionheart "Euclid" Tannen

Starship pilot whose ship belongs in a museum

Villain who follows the leaves.

Headhunter, hero assassin for hire, had been tracking The Panda for ages, but he'd finally found his prey's home base. His stronghold. His sanctum sanctorum. It had been staring him in the face for so long, he was frankly quite embarrassed it took him until today to just follow the trail of discarded, half-eaten bamboo leaves... to a bamboo grove.

The bastard hero was eating again. Didn't he ever have enough? And what kind of powers did a panda have anyway? Still, this would make it easier to kill him. Just a few more seconds...

Headhunter never saw the shot that killed him, or his target getting up and exiting the grove without a single backward glance. He really should have heeded the old saying, a warning left by previous villains.
"The Panda eats, shoots and leaves."

Villain who wants to be the next Caesar.

starts sharpening a bunch of daggers