I think I have a non-newtonian gender, it only appears firm and stable when being interacted with but turns to mush when allowed to relax.
-me
I only even realized it was kind of clever well after the fact.
What is a writer?
A miserable little pile of words!
Call me MP or Miz
Fiction attempted, with various levels of success.
Yes, I do need help, thank you for noticing.
I think I have a non-newtonian gender, it only appears firm and stable when being interacted with but turns to mush when allowed to relax.
-me
I only even realized it was kind of clever well after the fact.
See, see! Just like a hand, right? Don't lie, you agree. Sure, it's not a good omnipurpose gripper, but I see why you like these so much. No, no, 'shake' my 'hand' like you solids do- [here, the unmistakable burbling noise of a goo giggling] - it'll be fun, I have a surprise!!
HA! Cool, isn't it? I call it a 'hand buzzer'!