Obscure personal fact about me: I've always kind of wondered if I could steam a giant spider's legs like crab legs. Like, if I could get a big prehistoric Megarachne or something, could I just serve that shit with butter and a pair of crackers
Housemates decided to make crab legs for dinner, and one of them tried to cover up the smell with vanilla bathroom spray. I deeply regret having the sensory organs for this
Someone just told me that F♯ A♯ ∞ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor is not cheering up music. Literally 1981
