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goodbye eggbug, I'm glad you were here
So many potential covers, and the world gives us the grossest possible option.
Fabric, rubber, plastic, porcelain, metal... All would be so much easier.
It doesn't even have to be inorganic! Give me fur! Or scales! Or carapace! Or goop! Anything but this grease fest...