Video Game Writer: Kinky sex is when a dominatrix tells another person to submit, and then makes the "sub" (for submit, y'know?) go down on her.

Other Game Writer: Makes sense. But what if she's lesbians with another dominatrix?

VGW: Intimidation check to see who's forced to sub.

OGW: Okay, yeah, that sounds right.

Laser gun that makes the person you hit with it explode instantly and it seems kinda horrifying but then you realize what they exploded into is oddly colored and moving and forming together into a person shape and it turns out it’s actually just a slime tf ray

"are you a boy or a girl?"
"am snek"
"but what's down below?"
"more snek"