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goodbye eggbug, I'm glad you were here
Marsupial Macropod Monetized Mattress is me! What, might as well make use of this fabulous superstructure of mine.
Tired? Feet hurt? Just need a few minutes to recover from a stressful day? A rubberized roo is standing by to take your call! We'll show up at your place of residence/work/social event and provide a suitable airbed option for Maximum Recovery!
One inflatable size cushions all! (Proper pressurization for macros may require extra time/room)
As you can see, Waire is a satisfied and well rested repeat patron who I haven't patted. Yet
Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode!