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The Benefits Of Demon Possession
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Frequent and even occasional demonic possession leaves your body feeling refreshed and relaxed. The magic comes from an infernal dose of endorphins. No drug works better. A demon may put your flesh through all manner of agony, but will leave your meat tender and your muscles lax. That's our guarantee.*
- "It's like a Thai massage."
- "Better than a bubble bath."
- "Demons make my insides tickle."

