Interview with the Vampire: I, Louis, am so sad. So so sad. Let me narrate my moody gothic 19th century tale of how sad I am in lushly overwrought prose. My life is so hard
Prologue to The Vampire Lestat: I, Lestat, have been awakened from my decades long slumber by the sick-ass power of rock music 🤘 After three days of feeding on humans I have acquired an all-black leather outfit so I can ride around on my big boy Harley Davidson 🏍️ and blare Bach through my little headphones 🎧 My only desire is to become a rock star and be on MTV