MobileSuitLilah

Quaint Witch, Sad Enchantress

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Incredibly based gay trans woman poster šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ | Lover of books, music, and video games ✨| Happily married to @milktea ā¤ļø | Icon by @peachparfait

Praise for @MobileSuitLilah

ā€œLilah is maybe the internet’s greatest poster…a unique and very funny sense of humor…her jokes are specific and experimental while still being accessible to a mainstream audienceā€
— The New York Review of Posts

ā€œMen you may not like it but…[Lilah’s posts are] what peak performance looks likeā€
— Virginia Woolf, author of Orlando

ā€œI’m a huge admirer of Lilah’s posts to the point that I left my wife…only then did I discover Lilah is gay and had also never heard of meā€
— Jonathan Safran Foer, an author I guess

"Lilah's posts were a huge source of relief during the development of DonPachi...it's no exaggeration to say Cave wouldn't exist without her posts"
— Tsuneki Ikeda


MobileSuitLilah
@MobileSuitLilah

And so’s I’m sittin theah, so hungry, and I see what looks like a liddle flyin’ cahtoon ham wit wings jus flappin’ around by da mast, and I’m salivatin’, so’s I shoots it wid my crossbow. And den da guy next ta me yells ā€œoh gawd its da albatross!ā€ And I turns to hims and I says ā€œdats no albatross, dats my wife!ā€


MobileSuitLilah
@MobileSuitLilah

Ladies, don’t ya hates it when deres watah watah everywheah, an’ yet no drop ta drink? Yeah? Well so’s my wife!


MobileSuitLilah
@MobileSuitLilah

And so's da ghost ship pulls up alongsides, and my guy Death and his lady rolls da dice, and Death wins da crew an' da lady wins me. And alls my shipmates starts to dies around me and I turns to her and I says to her, I says, "hey lady, ya very preddy, but I godda tell ya, i already gots a wife!" And den I starts to realize, dats not wat she wants, I'm just supposed to sits heah wit my dead shipmates fuh seven days in a fates "worse den death" as dey say. And I thoughts to myselfs "worse den death? wells, can't be any worse den my wife's cookin'!"


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