So then a stranger approached Telemachus’ ship. Now this guy, so, a while ago there was this guy and the furies made him obsessed with a lady right? And he got tortured by her brother. Well then he killed the brother and married her. Then he had two sons. And the second son had a son, who then had a son who was a famous warlord. And then that warlord son died because his wife betrayed him. But he had two sons of his own. Okay anyways going back to the first son. He had two sons and the first was too hot so the gods kidnapped him. But the second, so after the first guy’s second son’s warlord great-grandson died, this son became a prophet but got mad and left to live somewhere else. Anyway this guy was his son
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in reply to @MobileSuitLilah's post:
the worst thing you can be in a Greek epic is the son of some guy. and if you're the son of a son? buddy you better say your prayers
I have a decent idea of which book/chapter you're talking about and I don't know how to feel about that.
you should be proud imo. it's a very memorable passage in its own very funny and convoluted way
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