I mean he already takes the crown for the fact that his daily routine for seven years was āhave sex with hot immortal goddess then go cry on the beach for the entire rest of the day because he misses his wifeā. But also even after that he cries all the time. Like someone mentions Troy in his vicinity? Immediate tears. Good job my guy. Feel your feelings
Odysseus was melting into tears; / his cheeks were wet with weeping, as a woman / weeps, as she falls to wrap her arms around / her husband, fallen fighting for his home / and children. She is watching as he gasps / and dies. She shrieks, a clear high wail, collapsing / upon his corpse. The men are right behind. / They hit her shoulders with their spears and lead her / to slavery, hard labor, and a life / of pain. Her face is marked with her despair. / In that same desperate way, Odysseus / was crying.
Literally somebody just told the story of the Trojan horse in front of him