MobileSuitLilah

Quaint Witch, Sad Enchantress

  • she/her

Incredibly based gay trans woman poster 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | Lover of books, music, and video games ✨| Happily married to @milktea ❤️ | Icon by @peachparfait

Praise for @MobileSuitLilah

“Lilah is maybe the internet’s greatest poster…a unique and very funny sense of humor…her jokes are specific and experimental while still being accessible to a mainstream audience”
The New York Review of Posts

“Men you may not like it but…[Lilah’s posts are] what peak performance looks like”
— Virginia Woolf, author of Orlando

“I’m a huge admirer of Lilah’s posts to the point that I left my wife…only then did I discover Lilah is gay and had also never heard of me”
— Jonathan Safran Foer, an author I guess

"Lilah's posts were a huge source of relief during the development of DonPachi...it's no exaggeration to say Cave wouldn't exist without her posts"
— Tsuneki Ikeda

posts from @MobileSuitLilah tagged #stand-up comedy

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MobileSuitLilah
@MobileSuitLilah

And so’s I’m sittin theah, so hungry, and I see what looks like a liddle flyin’ cahtoon ham wit wings jus flappin’ around by da mast, and I’m salivatin’, so’s I shoots it wid my crossbow. And den da guy next ta me yells “oh gawd its da albatross!” And I turns to hims and I says “dats no albatross, dats my wife!”


MobileSuitLilah
@MobileSuitLilah

Ladies, don’t ya hates it when deres watah watah everywheah, an’ yet no drop ta drink? Yeah? Well so’s my wife!



And so’s I’m sittin theah, so hungry, and I see what looks like a liddle flyin’ cahtoon ham wit wings jus flappin’ around by da mast, and I’m salivatin’, so’s I shoots it wid my crossbow. And den da guy next ta me yells “oh gawd its da albatross!” And I turns to hims and I says “dats no albatross, dats my wife!”