it rules how the Lord of the Rings is one guy's lifetime-spanning lore project with like thousands of years of mythic history about a world woven from songs, but The Hobbit is a goofy childrens' book so also the sport of Golf canonically exists and it's named after the orc-king Golfimbul who died in battle when some dude bashed his head clean off with a club and it rolled into a hole
