Online, I do a little bit of art and a little bit of web design. Offline, I'm a children's librarian!
Art credit: pfp
No kids, no racists, etc.
Celebrating "spooky season" is such a dorky millennial thing that I might as well be eating epic bacon with a heckin pupper before smexytimes with my datemate, but since I am in fact exactly that person and cannot deny it:
we're going September 1st straight through to New Year's, it's all spooky season from here on out 🎃
We'd fuckin rather,
Given the tide of Jesus Bullshit
that inevitably surges up on November 1st
And floods enough of the cultural landscape
to form standing water that doesn't drain until April.
